Lo, I have traveled far into space
Three hundred, fifty-two million miles.
Endured eight and one-half months of trials
To perpetuate the human race.
The rover named Curiosity
Has been a useful incubator.
Its wheel has kept me safe and sound for
Preservation of humanity.
I’m a hitchhiker, the DNA
Of a very careless mechanic
Who coughed on the rover’s wheel when sick…